Tag: Comedy

A HISTORY LESSON – PART TWO

I have the sad task presently, to audit all our legacy films in our Clips 4 Sale stores to assess compliance with content rules which, we believed, were not to be retroactively applied. What you cannot depict or discuss in films has changed significantly over the 16-some years we’ve had our stores, all at the insistence of Visa and Mastercard, who are too big and essential to say “NO” to, even for a relatively large operation like Clips 4 Sale.

We have a longstanding, great relationship with Clips 4 Sale. This is not their fault. They have gone out of their way to help us producers, recruiting and training extra staff and developing new back-end tools to ease the painful process of self-auditing hundreds of clips, flagging many for deletion.

We have perhaps 75 or so films which will disappear from our Clips 4 Sale stores within the next two weeks, mostly from Northern Spanking Classic. I strongly suggest you waste no time and go see if there’s anything you want or need for your collection before its gone!

This is our history, our first and early productions that made Northern Spanking what it has come to be. It’s very sad that no one can will be able to see these films any longer, whether for the first time or as a long-cherished and returned-to favorite.

I’m not going to provide a long list of titles; its basically the bottom of the list when ordered by date. What I am going to do, is take a break and celebrate some of our very early performers and their films, which the audit process has re-introduced me to. Hands-up at the back if you remember Caroline Page? What about Kate James? Or Morgan Taylor? If you do, you’d better make some cocoa, put your feet up and follow me on a trip down memory lane…

Caroline Page

Another Glasgow girl and spanking party bottom, Caroline had a really quirky sense of humour, as you can see in “View To A Thrill” below. Sadly, Caroline only made three films for us but all three are outstanding. Enjoy these preview pics and check out the linked trailers. Remember, these films will be gone very shortly!

A VIEW TO A THRILL

Caroline and Paul are having a bit of a domestic after an evening out with Paul’s boss did not go entirely to plan. Livid, Paul fails to notice the presence of their lodger, Michael, and when he does notice he fails to care. Caroline however, is quite put out to be punished in front of Michael, especially when he fetches popcorn with which to watch the show!

So at lunch on this shoot, Michael Stamp made us popcorn. Sharing it with Caroline, she suggested he bring it with him to watch her being spanked in the next film! Caroline and I had worked out a straight, serious domestic discipline scene, but adding the spectator was a moment of genius!

A VIEW TO A THRILL is currently available for purchase HERE

CLUMSY CAROLINE CANED

Michael’s new maid Caroline is in trouble on her first day after breaking Great Aunt Maude’s vase. A rather severe punishment follows with Caroline’s sexy dress raised discipline applied to her bottom, culminating in a sound caning.

Caroline’s outfit is really sexy, we don’t do so much now with non-school uniforms, stockings and lingerie, back then it was the staple. (Makes note to self!)

CLUMSY CAROLINE CANED is currently available for purchase HERE

19 STROKES FOR NURSE PAGE

Nurse Page is being called to task over her poor performance by a cane wielding consultant in what promises to be a very painful interview.

Caroline had a real affinity for the cane and enjoyed being caned more than anything else. She did indeed receive exactly 19 strokes from the wicked Dr Stamp! My love of vintage underwear is much in evidence here also.

19 STROKES FOR NURSE PAGE is currently available to purchase HERE

I hope you enjoyed the sexy Caroline, do go check out her films before they’re gone! Tomorrow, (probably), I’ll put together a selection of older, more unusual schoolgirl films, all of which are scheduled to disappear.

20% OFF AT SPANKING LIBRARY! – Part Two of Two (*Schoolgirls*)

NOW is a great time to visit our Spanking Library store! Until the end of September you can save 20% on any order over $30! Here are some recent additions to our store…

TALES OF THE SLIPPER

A series of four films exploring the one element of corporal punishment that survived the ending of the practice in UK state schools in the early 1980s: The Slipper! It was always common knowledge, although rarely talked about, that PE Mistresses (and Masters!), kept a slipper for on-the-spot motivation or punishment during PE classes, or sometimes afterwards in the changing room. The slipper itself was a plimsoll or gym shoe, almost always a large, gents example for maximum effectiveness and coverage.

Warning: This film may evoke painful memories for viewers of a certain vintage!

Schoolgirl April May is the first to have the seat of her bottle green PE Knickers warmed by Miss Reynolds’ slipper. Panties were required to be worn beneath the PE Knickers, and both soon come down for April’s punishment to continue upon her bare bottom.

Miss Reynolds next has to punish Mia Collins, another lazy and recalcitrant schoolgirl, dressed for punishment in her PE Kit. Blue PE Knickers this time, just for variety!

Next to be punished in the changing room is Amy Cawcliffe. The PE Mistress this time is the busy, sexy and devastatingly effective Miss Jadie Reece.

Here we see the slipper in the hand of the Games Mistress, Jadie Reece applied to the deserving bottom of Amy Cawcliffe.

Finally, we see the battle of the PE Mistresses! Zabrina has been caught cheating in an inter-schools cross country race…by the PE Mistress of the opposing team. Cornered in the changing room by a furious Miss Reece, Zabrina soon finds herself bent over having her bottom smacked. Miss Reynolds, Zabrina’s PE Mistress, attempts to defend her girl, only to inflame Miss Reece’s temper and soon Miss Reynolds is in Zabrina’s place, having her bottom smacked like a naughty girl, Miss Reece having ripped off her knickers! (NB. There’s actually no slipper in this short but devastating conclusion to the series!)

All these films are something of a tribute to British spanking magazines of the 1980’s. Imagery that I grew up with and heavily shaped what I like to see and to create. We had such fun making these films over a weekend in a rambling old house in Derbyshire We hope you enjoy them.

SCHOOLGIRL CANING EXPERIENCE

Thrill-seeker Harley has her attention grabbed by an ad in a magazine, promising an authentic schoolgirl caning experience. Never having suffered corporal punishment in her life but forever fascinated by stories of English schoolgirls getting the cane on their bottoms, a mix of terror and something else just as primal fills Harley as she completes the checklist with the kind Englishman in his waiting room. Given a school uniform, authentic right down to white cotton knickers, she is now past the point of no return. Nothing in Harley’s fantasies quite prepares her for both the transformation in the nice Englishman and the total burning fire he will light on her bottom this afternoon.

LUCI’S HUGE PROBLEM

In this taboo film, school girl Luci Lovett was minding her own business when she got an email from her school’s volley ball coach. Upon opening it, she discovered it included a photo of his impressively large dick. Luci is marveling at the picture when her step-mother, Alex Reynolds, comes in and catches her staring at it. Luci should not be looking at such things! She’s shocked at her step-daughter’s audacity and puts her over her knee for a LONG and HARD spanking, scolding her for looking at this inappropriate picture.

Luci is spanked in multiple positions and given a hard paddling as well while she’s scolded and shamed. Poor Luci feels she was an innocent victim here, but she promises, over and over again, to never look at pictures of big dicks again! This is a SERIOUSLY sexy film!

DOROTHY’S ART PROJECT

High school student Dorothy invited her classmate, Bambi over after school to pose for photographs that Dorothy was taking for her school art project. The pictures start out very tame, but once Dorothy suggests that her theme is “rebellious school girl” things begin to get a little more heated. When she tells her friend that she wants to take some more risqué pictures for her “personal portfolio”, the art project turns into a cute and flirty school girl strip tease, as Dorothy casually suggests that Bambi should undress to her white training bra and panties, and then ends with her fully nude except for her school tie.

It’s unfortunate for the two girls that it is while they’re in this state that Dorothy’s grown up step-sister, Alex, gets home. She is not pleased to see a naked school girl in her living room, especially not being photographed by her little step-sister! Dorothy’s pleas that it’s “for art!” fall on deaf ears, and Alex decides that both girls need to be punished. First, she takes Dorothy over her lap for a spanking while Bambi, still totally undressed, watches nervously. Then, it’s Bambi’s turn. She is spanked in the nude while Dorothy watches very carefully. Alex doesn’t stop after spanking both girls, though. She makes them bend over the table one by one for a dose of the strap to ensure that they learn their lesson and do not try something like this again, especially for school!

CASEY’S THERMOMETER PUNISHMENT

Strict step-mom Alex Reynolds had to pick her Casey Calvert, up from school because she claimed that she was sick. It was coincidentally on the day of a big exam that Alex suspected Casey was under-prepared for. She gets out a little, vintage glass thermometer and a tub of vaseline so that she can take Casey’s temperature…rectally while over her knee, of course. Casey whines and squirms as the uncomfortable glass is placed in such an incredibly embarrassing position.

The thermometer shows that Casey is perfectly healthy, which means that she’s in for a spanking, which is delivered while she keeps the thermometer in her bottom.

When her step-mom lets her up, Casey thinks her punishment is over. Instead, she’s sent to change for bed. She puts on her little drop-seat pajamas and waits nervously.

Alex is soon back to continue Casey’s discipline. She’s brought a bigger, modern thermometer to “double-check” Casey’s temperature. It still shows that she was lying, so it is time for another bare bottom spanking with the thermometer in her bottom.

Superstar Casey Calvert looks so perfect in her school uniform and her drop seat pajamas, and this film includes two rectal temperature takings for this naughty girl.

Time to head over to Spanking Library? Thought so….